I'M GOING READING

I'm going to Reading festival this year so I thought it would be awesome to brag about it to everyone that is not going. Mwahaha.

Ok, just kidding, but a lot of people have been slating the line-up saying it's crap and stuff, but I think it's pretty awesome. I am only going to see about 5 bands, but the experience will be awesome. It should be good. If you haven't seen the line-up it is below:

As you probably know, 2 of my favourite groups are going to be there; Metronomy and OFWGKTA. It's going to be so epic.

GET YOUR TICKETS AND TAG ALONG. FREE BEER FOR ALL FROM ME.

RELLA.

So, some of the members of OF released a new song called 'RELLA'.

Tyler, Hodgy and Domo have made a song called 'Rella' and released the video to it on Tuesday. The video got a million views in a day, and is just full of fucking random shit.

Nothing makes sense, but nothing is supposed to make sense. Does anything in this world ever make sense? Especially anything involving Tyler and friends?

The video is a mash-up of things that you think you see when you're high, and things you see when you dream, it's just a concoction of bullshit, but it's genius. I'm sure in Tyler's mind, this made logical sense, and it does in mine too.

The video has a lot of ginger people in it, so if you're scared of gingers, it's not for you.

It also has a fat black woman shaking her massive ass in Hodge's face and the beginning, so I would say that it's not suitable for the weak hearted, or for work, for that matter.

JUST WATCH THE VIDEO, ASS-HATS.

EARL IS BACK.

So I haven't blogged in a while, but I think it's about time I uploaded something on here, so I'm going to talk about the fact that EAR SWEATSHIRT IS BACK FROM SAMOA!

So on the 9th of February, I woke up in the middle of the night to check my phone, and decided to check my tweets. I saw a tweet from Tyler the Creator saying something about Earl being back, and I thought "Yeah yeah whatever, he said this last year and he was kidding", but then I saw that Earl had made a Twitter and had started tweeting and made a video saying that if he got more than 50,000 followers, he would release a song. I got so excited and started texting all of my friends telling them that he has escaped that boarding school and that he was home, and I got myself so worked up, that I could't go back to sleep.

I stayed up and started playing Earl's music from my speakers at 5am.

Earl got the amount of followers he wanted, and released a song called 'Home', which is fucking awesome and is attached below:

It was just nice to hear his voice again, on a new level and to see if he had changed, but he's same old Earl, but with a nicer flow and a kinda better hair cut.

I wonder if he will be coming to the UK concert in March?

Now I don't know what to do with my 'FREE EARL' t-shirt...

Leave Lana alone!

So, I've been trolling the internet looking of videos of my new obsession, Lana Del Rey, and I've come across some pretty negative comments about her.

People have said that she can't sing, and that she has botox lips and all this shit, but all I'm wondering is WHY DO YOU CARE?

I honestly think that she is an amazing singer, and her voice blows me away. She hasn't gotten used to the live shows yet because she hash't been in the spotlight for that long and has barely had a chance to perform at any live shows, so people that are slating her for her performances at SNL need to calm the fuck down and take that into consideration.

And as for her 'botox lips', I mean come on, really?

Her lips are amazing, it's only because you've never seen someone so amazingly pretty with such hot lips.

I hate that people are using her looks as a negative thing about her, when I think that just makes her so much more appealing as an artist in this day and age.

She is so much better than Rihanna and Katy Perry and all of those sexed-up artists out there, she can actually sing.

People don't cut her enough slack, she needs time to build up a better public profile. Just give it time, she'll be bigger and better than anyone you've ever heard and with that, Me and Lana salute you.